Non-Obama news from around the globe today:

1. Feel free to extrapolate the implications for lascivious Las Vegas:
- One out of every 10 teenagers in America has already enjoyed anal sex.
- And one out of ever four teenage girls already has an STD.
Those nuggets are buried in this article about kids and oral sex.

2. Christian Bale is going to make three "Terminator" movies.

3. So far, the new "Sex and the City" movie is getting only 33 percent good reviews at Rotten Tomatoes, although five of six film reviewers are male as of Wednesday morning.

4. Oh, wait, there is some odd Obama news: If he wins, it's the end of Pat Buchanan's Republican Party.

5. The guy who voiced the lead role Nico in "Grand Theft Auto IV" was paid just $100,000 for more than a year's worth of work in the studio, even though the game has earned $600 million. Imagine if Leo DiCaprio had pocketed only $100k for "Titanic." Yeah, that sounds fair.

6. More people are surfing for Scarlett Johansson than anyone in the world, according to Yahoo's top searches, because critics are dumping all over Johansson's debut album.

7. And this is the YouTube vid gone viral you've been looking for: Two cats run on a treadmill. Oh yeah, it's awesome.