Without further fanfare, some speeches:

"Wired wins another Webby, wow." -- Wired.com, copy/writing category.

"Thanks for pulling our pork." -- Smokey Bones Bar and Fire Grill, restaurant category.

"We love holding politicians accountable." -- FactCheck.org, politics category.

"Thank God Conan got promoted." -- Jimmy Fallon, variety category.

"Adopt, spay, neuter, Petfinder discovery.com" -- Petfinder, mobile listings and updates category.

"Get on the crab, boys." -- Deadliest Catch: Real Dutch, film and video reality category.

"Read a freakin' newspaper please." -- Detroit Free Press, sports category.

"Forget Obama, love your mama." -- Frontline/World Witness, news and politics series category.

"Happy fortieth birthday Sesame Street." -- Onion News Network, film and video writing category.

"William Tell Overture for life." -- Stormchasers, film and video editing category.

"Robot sharks with lasers in space." -- Wired.com, science category.

"Dude we got an A." -- Edutopia.org, education category.

"We rocked, we voted, thanks." -- Rock the Vote, activism category.

"Experience the world, every day." -- Lonely Planet, travel category.

"Making life safer for liberals." -- Guardian.co.uk, newspaper category.

"Woah! Robert Redford says howdy." -- Sundance Channel, movie and film category.

"Old dogs learning new tricks." -- TheAtlantic.com, magazine category.

"Our new site is thetravelsearchenginethatmakesfindingthebestdealswickedeasy.com." -- Kayak.com, travel category. (The site exists!)

"Thanks to our awesome quickers." -- Qik.com, best use of mobile video category.

"The world's smallest radio tower." -- National Public Radio iPhone site, mobile news category.

"Brett Favre, get well soon." -- ESPN Mobile, mobile sports category.

"Brevity is the soul of ..." -- The Office, comedy: long form or series category.

"Susan Boyle wasn't available." -- TheLadders.com, interactive advertising, media category.

"It's not journalism that's dying." -- The Big Picture, best use of photography category.

That's all till next year.

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