Clearly the big, embellished tote serves two purposes. First, to store a backup disguise, and second, to draw our eyes elsewhere. If a pailette-saturated bag is good for anything, it's distraction. Could it also carry a few things for the kiddies? Perhaps, but we like the getaway story better.

Kudos to the fedora and aviator sunglasses. We don't know if she's headed to a gig at a blues joint or just really trend-conscious. We do know, though, that the only thing missing from this picture is a burning, filterless cigarette hanging from her mouth. Great editing on Beckham's part.

As for the footwear, it's hard to tell if the distressed look was intentional by the designer or something the British import came upon through wear and tear. Just like she intended with the rest of her outfit, it remains a mystery.

Here's how to copy Victoria Beckham's undercover look.