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MIKE WEATHERFORD: The Wayner putting on his dancing shoes



The Wayner's going up against Mayweather. It would be crazy to put money on him, but I sure hope he wins.

If he does, I might not have to hear him sing again.


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  • "Dancing With the Stars" just might be the ticket Wayne Newton has needed for years; a vehicle to let him turn the corner on his past.

    The ABC hit starting Monday puts the Midnight Idol into ballroom dancing competition with tough rivals on all fronts: Floyd Mayweather in the macho man department, Disney's Sabrina Bryan for the pearly smile and even another Entertainer Who Feels Like a Family Member, TV queen Jane Seymour.

    But don't underestimate Mr. Las Vegas' ability to go the distance. For years it's been clear that the only roadblock to Newton's continued popularity is his stubborn attempt to keep singing.

    What's that you say? It sounds like someone at the next Starbucks table just muttered, "That's because he's a singer, stupid."

    Wrong, Kemo Sabe.

    Newton hasn't been able to hit the notes since at least 1995, when he explained in my first interview with him, "I had walking pneumonia for six months. ... It was nothing more than just fatigue and illness."

    The accumulated damage to his vocal cords is understandable. Scroll through microfilm ads from the '70s, and you'll see shows routinely advertised at midnight (hence, the nickname) and sometimes 2:30 a.m. Newton also broke in as a teen novelty act in smoky Vegas lounges, and so missed the operatic training that taught Clint Holmes and Robert Goulet how to save their voices.

    The Wayner explained his own keep-on-working technique in 1995: "The voice is a muscle." Strengthening it is "like lifting weights or anything else. And anytime you don't use it ... by virtue of being sick or just being off, is a lot worse on it than doing two shows a night."

    That logic never seemed to bear fruit. The explanation would change over the years -- at one point, his publicist called it acid reflux -- but the Hoarse Whisperer rarely did. The needle measuring his vocal quality would waver from "Hound Dog Howl" to "respectable" (as I described his 2000 debut at the Stardust) but never into "good" territory.

    Each time I would see his show I would think, "This is so easily avoided."

    Most people who go see Wayne Newton these days don't think of him as a recording artist anyway. And we don't care if he can sing. We go because he's Wayne Newton. We love the black helmet hair, the cheesy smile, the corny jokes. It's one of the last connections to a Vegas that has nearly vanished.

    All Newton had to do was adopt the format of his USO visits to the troops overseas: Come out, fake his way through maybe one song and then play the Bob Hope role, cracking jokes and introducing younger, more listenable co-stars.

    In recent years, he has gone halfway down that track. In 2003, it took 45 minutes to get to the third song. An extended vamp on "Suspicious Minds" had Newton out in the house, greeting very nearly every single audience member.

    But he always crossed that line. At some point there would come a ballad that would make fans squirm in their seats and feel sorry for him.

    Ballroom dancing? It's more far-fetched than a segue into a stand-up career, a la Frank Sinatra in the 1957 film "The Joker is Wild," after gangsters cut his throat. But "Dancing" will give Mr. Las Vegas a national forum to do what he does best: be Wayne Newton.

    Just hope they don't get carried away and ask him to sing.

    Mike Weatherford's entertainment column appears Thursdays and Sundays. Contact him at 383-0288 or e-mail him at mweatherford@reviewjournal.com.

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    Judy wrote on October 31, 2007 10:24 AM: I think you need to go back to journalism school to teach you some manners and something about how not to run someone down that has been a MAJOR part of the Vegas Showroom entertainment for years. I personally know Wayne, and how dare you say these horrible things about such a great man, that has morals and values that obviously you know nothing about. I have been seeing his shows sine 1976, and yes, his voice is not as good, but he gives 110% of himself everytime he walks on that stage. He is "Mr. Las Vegas," to the World whether you like it or not. If you don't ever want to have to hear him sing again, then STAY HOME, or get out of the business of writing and running down a man that has given his whole life to our country and to the music industry. Especially Las Vegas.
    At least he is a man and doesn't go around running other people down.
    GET A LIFE. How many times have you been overseas to entertain our troops?
    I bet they don't care what he sounds like. He is the most wonderful man you will ever meet and anyone that runs him down, especially the people who live right there in Las Vegas should only be so lucky to have been so gifted as Wayne is. He plays 13 instruments and is very talented. I have never..........come away from a show disappointed. I know his voice isn't what it used to be, but after singing since age 4yrs. and two shows a night, six nights a week I would imagine anyone's voice would be the same. Just maybe after you have written these kind of things for 61 years (as long as Wayne has performed) you might understand.... I doubt it!