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JOHN L. SMITH: ACORN hits streets to register Nevada voters, and hilarity ensues

Granted, I have a strange sense of humor. But I can't recall a time when the filing of 39 felony charges was this funny.

In recent years, the Association of Community Organization for Reform Now has gained a national reputation for dramatically expanding voter registration rolls. The group has been given credit in some segments of the media for helping to create the great Democratic Party surge of 2008.


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  • Along the way the organization gained a near-mythic status in conservative political circles, where ACORN is blamed for everything from the election of Barack Obama to drought in the Southwest.

    On Monday, we were reminded that in Nevada the activity of ACORN was more to be laughed at than feared. Its activities during the 2008 election, as outlined in a criminal complaint and supporting affidavit filed by Attorney General Catherine Cortez Masto and Chief Deputy AG Conrad Hafen, was a veritable slapstick routine riddled with pratfalls and political pies in the face.

    It's a wonder Masto, Secretary of State Ross Miller, and Clark County Registrar of Voters Larry Lomax could keep straight faces. According to the criminal complaint and supporting affidavit, this ACORN outfit figures to star in a comedy of errors titled, "The Gang That Couldn't Cheat Straight."

    A vaudeville routine this lame usually comes with a "no cover, no minimum" label.

    In a nutshell, ACORN is charged with 26 counts of compensation for registration of voters and 13 counts of principal to the crime of compensation of registration of voters. In Nevada, it's legal to hire someone to register voters. It's not legal to compensate through a mandated quota system.

    The facts show ACORN not only had such a system, but its officials also outlined elements of it in the company's training materials. Interviews with former employees by Secretary of State Criminal Investigator Colin Haynes confirmed the illegal practice.

    ACORN paid canvassers $8 or $9 per hour to register voters. That was legal. Those canvassers were then ordered to meet a 20-registration daily quota with the 21st registration bringing a $5-per-shift bonus.

    Failure to meet the quota resulted in termination.

    Item number 7 from ACORN's "Orientation Outline" spells out what was at stake: "They must understand what number they need to meet in order to be kept on staff. Convey to the participants that the standards are real and will be strictly enforced."

    Nevada also has real standards when it comes to running elections, and Masto, Miller, and Lomax would like to convey the message that those standards will be strictly enforced.

    "By structuring employment and compensation around a quota system, ACORN facilitated voter registration fraud in this state," Masto said. "Nevada will not tolerate violations of the law by individuals, nor will it allow corporations to hide behind or place blame on their employees when its training manual clearly details, condones and indeed requires illegal acts in performing the job for the corporation."

    Miller lauded the efforts of investigators Haynes and Mark Medina and added, "I think the single most important message that I want to deliver today, is that this is a case of voter registration fraud, not voter fraud. There are safeguards in place to make sure that no individual who's not qualified to vote is able to cast a ballot in Nevada."

    In Chicago, they can get the dead to vote. In Nevada, ACORN couldn't get the living to cast a ballot.

    Lomax compiled a compelling analysis of ACORN's Clark County efforts that illustrates the group's hilarious ineptitude. ACORN claimed to have generated 91,002 "completed" applications, but actually turned in 62,905 completed new voter registration applications in 2008. Of those:

    • 28,097 were duplicates.

    • 39,719 of the newly registered didn't vote. (Just 23,186 did.)

    • In an election with an 80.1 percent voter turnout, just 36.9 percent of the ACORN "voters" cast ballots.

    That's what makes ACORN's Nevada efforts the stuff of comedy. Its officials got caught manipulating the system but delivered little bang for the buck.

    "Maybe this will help deter some of this stuff in the future," Lomax said, noting, "If ACORN hadn't been around, it (voter turnout) would have been 84 percent."

    Sure, but think of all the laughs we would have missed from The Gang that Couldn't Cheat Straight.

    John L. Smith's column appears Sunday, Tuesday, Wednesday and Friday. E-mail him at Smith@reviewjournal.com or call (702) 383-0295. He also blogs at lvrj.com/blogs/smith/.

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    Jeff wrote on June 09, 2009 06:01 PM: How ACORN got the contract for this violated the Federal Acquisition Regulations, known as FAR!

    In addition, this was not posted on the federal BizOps website for government contracts, in addition, the application/bid was received more than 30 days after the closure of the bidding!

    So how did ACORN get away with a "NO-BID" contract?

    Political Pay Back By hussein!

    I filed a Department of Justice complaint against this, as I am a registered government Contractor and was denied the opportunity to bid for this contract, even though, I hold more preferences, that ACORN does, i.e., 100% disabled, Small and Emerging Business, Viet Nam Era Vet, SBA approved business and minority owned (disabled veteran).

    Let's see what the DOJ will do with my complaint! If most instances, when someone of my licensing files a protest,the contract is withdrawn completely and re-bid.

    Knowing this was political pay back, I don't expect them to live up to the Federal Laws.

    Also, why is ACORN entering the GPS location of every home it visits into a national government database?

    That is a violation of the Constitution!

    The Constitution, requires that Congress, repeat Congress, conduct a census every ten years, not hussein!


    HaHaSmith wrote on June 09, 2009 12:20 PM: Journalist Smith was unable to analyze to the next level - which makes it not so funny as he portrays.

    ACORN did not pay for these votes, the taxpayers did. So why should ACORN care about their low efficiencey in in producing voters for Obama? ACORN is funded by government grants and by tax-exempt contributions. Who pays the bulk of taxes? No Obama supporters, they pay maybe 20% at most.

    So the last laugh is on the conservatives who unwittingly funded ACORN and their opponents.

    Journalist Smith makes light of ACORN as the gang that couldn't shoot straight and thinks they haven't evolved in Nevada to Chicago level skills of counting dead people. Give them time I say.

    There must be more brain dead like journalist Smith to help locate the graves.


    tupre wrote on June 09, 2009 07:25 AM: so you are saying that job's can't have standards??? Seems to me every job I ever had made me follow some sort of guidelines. Makes sense that they would only keep people employed if they were hitting their numbers. PLUS: getting 23k more people to vote is NO easy task. That's a pretty huge number. And wasn't Nevada a big deal this election cycle? I bet those 23k helped someone a whole hell of a lot.... oh perhaps it wasn't the person you wanted it to help. That must be what this is about. LAME.


    Thomas Atwood wrote on May 08, 2009 05:15 AM: If anything is "hilarious", it is the irony that so many Conservatives attack ACORN, an organization that has assisted a multitude of Americans in obtaining the most cherished right of all -- the right to vote. Doesn't the right to vote mean anything to Conservatives?

    You refer to ACORN's efforts as "ineffective". Then you report that 23,186 voted. Chances are, a very large percentage voted Democratic. Dina Titus beat Jon Porter by 20,000 votes.

    Sounds pretty "effective" to me!


    R. Fletcher wrote on May 07, 2009 08:05 AM: You really are; a left wing kook. I'll bet you considered Harry Truman, a "war criminal"; until someone told you he was a demagouge.

    Bob Fletcher


    tom1 wrote on May 06, 2009 01:19 AM: JOHN SMITH...before you started sleeping with harry Reid..say it aint't so?

    JOHN SMITH....Moron..say it ain't so?

    All fun, games and LAUGHS while you are still making a couple hundred grand a year.....when the hammer falls which it will Obama will be there for a couple years to give you 13 dollars a week...what you reap is what you get.....LOL


    David Fanning wrote on May 05, 2009 08:47 PM: Your are right your column on ACORN is hilarious. You do admit that what they did was illegal but ineffective, so hilarious. I wonder what your response would have been if a Republican operative organization had done the same thing in the last election with the same ineffective results. I bet you would have been all over them anyway and wouldn't have been amused. What's hilarous is your incredible bias as a reporter.


    Brent wrote on May 05, 2009 03:15 PM: HEY TEDDY MCCAIN WAS THE ANTI VETERAN ANTI MILITARY SCUMBAG


    howard wrote on May 05, 2009 01:42 PM: Do you think little Johnny boy would think it was funny if the NRA was the organization involved? Given the "ability" of our Secretary of State I doubt we will get any justice from the flagrant felonies. President Urkel will make sure that these scumbags are one the street in no time. He needs them to all get jobs running the 2010 census.


    i wonder wrote on May 05, 2009 11:24 AM: I wonder if john is a liberal sheep? I say yes. This is the problem with America, people just laugh off crime. hey John we will see who is laughing when your beloved president, I'm 100% sure you voted for runs this country into the ground.


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