"Teachers from 1620 through 1950 didn't go home with their kids to tuck them in, either. Yet Americans with eighth grade educations through all those centuries could read, write, spell and do basic arithmetic well enough to run circles around your pathetic charges ... even if today's pathetic inmates sit through a full 12 years of your progressively more worthless tutelage."
In response, a character identifying himself only as "Patrick" posted a Web comment:
"I'll match the worst F student today with any of the uneducated, white, illiterate bare footed, freedom loving, gun toting, hay seed Vin would chose to match wits, if only that were possible."
Another respondent, billing himself as "Spike," added: "The fact is that the MOST ignorant senior in any 'socialist' high school today knows more than ANY college graduate from the 1800s, just as the most impoverished person today, 'lives' better than 99 percent of the citizens of this country lived during those years. ..."
One "Ben Deho" added (punctuation corrected here): "Another example of a blowhard saying whatever pops into his head and having people believe it as absolute fact. The majority of Americans couldn't even read until around the '20s and '30s. Before that, education was primarily for the upper class folk. This is basic stuff that can be found with even a little research ..."
And so "The worst F student today" is offered up with a guarantee of favorable comparison to "any of the uneducated, white, illiterate bare footed, freedom loving, gun toting, hay seeds" of America's 18th and 19th centuries, including the generation that produced Washington, Jefferson, Madison, John Adams and Benjamin Franklin.
Presumably none of these learned skeptics has so much as cracked the cover of de Tocqueville's "Democracy in America," in which the visiting Frenchman found the average working man in America, gathering in his tavern 180 years ago (not as recently as "the '20s and '30s," kids), to be far better educated than his opposite number in any Western European country, well-read in numerous periodicals of the time, able to debate issues of public policy with an incisiveness and detail that astonished the visitor.
Fast forward to our own time. On Oct. 21, the brilliant economist Walter Williams of George Mason University wrote: "Today's college students are generally dumber than their predecessors. An article in the Wall Street Journal (1/30/97) reported that a 'bachelor of Arts degree in 1997 may not be the equal of a graduation certificate from an academic high school in 1947.' ... According a recent National Assessment of Adult Literacy, the percentage of college graduates proficient in prose literacy has declined from 40 percent to 31 percent within the past decade. Employers report that many college graduates lack the basic skills of critical thinking, writing and problem-solving and some employers find they must hire English and math teachers to teach them how to write memos and perform simple computations."
But things were worse "in the 1800s," our learned correspondents insist.
Really? John Taylor Gatto, the 1991 New York state (public-school) Teacher of the Year, and author of four fine books on the current state of American "education," writes at www.spinninglobe.net/lessons.htm (and at other Web sites):
"Abundant data exist from states like Connecticut and Massachusetts to show that by 1840 the incidence of complex literacy in the United States was between 93 and 100 percent wherever such a thing mattered. According to the Connecticut census of 1840, only one citizen out of every 579 was illiterate, and you probably don't want to know, not really, what people in those days considered literate; it's too embarrassing. ...
"By 1940, the literacy figure for all states stood at 96 percent for whites, 80 percent for blacks. Notice for all the disadvantages blacks labored under, four of five were still literate. Six decades later, at the end of the 20th century, the National Adult Literacy Survey and the National Assessment of Educational Progress say 40 percent of blacks and 17 percent of whites can't read at all. Put another way, black illiteracy doubled, and white illiteracy quadrupled."
What happened?
"Well, one change is indisputable, well documented, and easy to track," Mr. Gatto responds. "During WWII, American public schools massively converted to non-phonetic ways of teaching reading. They stopped teaching students to look at words as combinations of letters, sounding them out, and instead started using the disastrous whole-word method, which has students memorize the meanings of entire words through sheer repetition. ...
"In 1882, fifth-graders read these authors in their Appleton School Reader: William Shakespeare, Henry Thoreau, George Washington, Sir Walter Scott, Mark Twain, Benjamin Franklin, Oliver Wendell Holmes, John Bunyan, Daniel Webster, Samuel Johnson, Lewis Carroll, Thomas Jefferson, Ralph Waldo Emerson, and others like them.
"In 1995, a student-teacher of fifth-graders in Minneapolis wrote to the local newspaper: 'I was told children are not to be expected to spell the following words correctly: back, big, call, came, can, day, did, dog, down, get, good, have, he, home, if, in, is, it, like, little, man, morning, mother, my, night, off, out, over, people, play, ran, said, saw, she, some, soon, their, them, there, time, two, too, up, us, very, water, we, went, where, when, will, would, etc. Is this nuts?'"
The government schools are a vast social engineering project designed to dumb students down, alienate them from their families, teach them that books are boring, shorten their attention spans, get them to shout out their memorized government-propaganda sound bites with increasing scorn, derision, and anger at anyone who disagrees, and finally to respond with arrogant hostility, sarcasm and ad hominem attacks on anyone who tries to point all this out to them.
Vin Suprynowicz is assistant editorial page editor of the daily Las Vegas Review-Journal, and author of "The Ballad of Carl Drega" and the novel "The Black Arrow." See www.vinsuprynowicz.com/ and www.lvrj.com/blogs/vin/.