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VIN SUPRYNOWICZ: Tortoise breeding endangers Fish & Wildlife jobs

Clark County commissioners voted last week to stop picking up and caring for unwanted pet Mojave Desert tortoises as of the end of the year.

The county has been funding the care of the cast-off tortoises at a 220-acre conservation center operated by state and federal agencies.


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  • About 98 percent of the 1,000 tortoises delivered yearly to the center are unwanted pets, county officials say, and all those extra tortoises have pushed the county's yearly tortoise maintenance costs to $700,000. The county also pays $104,000 a year to a private firm that drives around collecting the critters.

    Federal wildlife officials spoke against the county discontinuing the programs, arguing the county should do its part to ensure residents don't dump their pet desert tortoises in ... well, the desert, where they're likely to survive, since that's where they come from.

    (Me, I'd bet on them heading right home, just like Lassie, albeit a bit slower. They clearly prefer our suburban buffets.)

    The feds contend the tame tortoises might spread a respiratory infection to their wild brethren. In fact, old-timers say the condition, known as "white-eye," has long been endemic among wild tortoises. Where's the control experiment to demonstrate desert releases exacerbate the problem? If some nutrient deficiency contributes, who's to say a few years of yard feeding might not help?

    County, state and federal officials agreed to meet and discuss how to deal with the growing volume of unwanted pets.

    County Commissioner Chris Giunchigliani suggested outlawing new pet tortoises, with existing pets grandfathered in.

    That was essentially done two decades ago, when the desert tortoise became federally "protected," noted Janet Bair, regional field supervisor for the U.S. Fish and Wildlife Service. But it didn't stop owners from unlawfully breeding their animals -- the root of the current problem, she said.

    (I'm breaking federal law if I allow two tortoises to ... oh dear.)

    There's been no proven method for spaying or neutering tortoises until recently, when experiments showed some success in spaying a female tortoise, explained Roy Averill-Murray, who coordinates desert tortoise "recovery" for Fish and Wildlife.

    It wasn't a desert tortoise but it was still a tortoise, Averill-Murray said, adding that the method will need more research before it's applied.

    "We would have to test that," Bair said.

    OK, very slowly now, let's see if we can remain calm while pointing out: If the Mojave Desert Tortoise is threatened or endangered, everyone involved should be very happy that they're breeding, wherever, however. In fact -- now that the number of tortoises living in private Las Vegas homes clearly exceeds the numbers of several of the rarer breeds of pet cats -- could you tell us again precisely how many new little turtles we need to breed before we can stop pretending they're "threatened," let people go back to building houses wherever they want (since the spread of humankind clearly only benefits the little tortoises, making them very happy) and turn our efforts to "recovering" the California Spangled, the Kurilian Bobtail, the Lambkin, the Safari, the Serengeti and the Skookum?

    Whereas, on the other hand, if they're worried that there are now tens of thousands of Mojave Desert Tortoises in shelters, in people's back yards, all over the place, breeding like crazy -- to the point where the federal officials currently eating out our substance here in the West are searching for ways to spay the lady tortoises, then ... They're not threatened by anyone but you, you lunatics!

    -- -- --

    In a recent column, I pointed out that when brilliant economist Murray Rothbard analyzed the failure of the Hoover-Roosevelt policies of the 1930s in his 1963 book "America's Great Depression," he unwittingly also predicted how the current Bush-Obama interventions would only lengthen and worsen our current recession/depression.

    Several respondents thereupon dismissed professor Rothbard as a "kook."

    Leave aside professor Rothbard's impressive biography, easily found at http://mises.org/about/3249. Let's stipulate, for the sake of argument (that is to say: even though it's not true), that Murray Rothbard was some kind of "kook" who ran around in a tin foil hat. Let's also stipulate (this happens to be true) that Isaac Newton had bouts of "crazy" behavior later in life -- probably due to his incautious handling of mercury during his experiments.

    If we thus conclude Isaac Newton was a "kook," does this make it safe to step off the balcony of a high-rise building, confident that Newton's characterization of the laws of gravity don't accurately predict our subsequent tumble to our deaths?

    No. The theory of gravity stands or falls based on how it explains observable phenomena in the real world, not on whether we approve of Isaac Newton's style of dress, whether he used the correct fork at dinner, or whether he occasionally crawled around on all fours chattering like a badger. Similarly, the question is whether it is Keynesian theory (which holds that the interventionist policies of George Bush, not changed but merely placed on steroids by Barack Obama, should by now have ended the recession) or Murray Rothbard's analysis of how the similar Hoover-Roosevelt interventions simply made the economy worse by preventing a true recovery, does a better job of explaining real-world economic phenomena.

    This leads us to the parallel but even more absurd "sound bite," that, "Since it took George Bush eight years to screw things up, it's going to take us a while to set things to right."

    Why? Since markets tend to anticipate predictable developments, if this administration had made sufficient reforms to assure the kind of folks who lend, borrow and invest that we now have in place a sane, stable economic framework for profitable recovery, that recovery would already be underway -- in more places than a short-term stock market jump, with said stocks valued in suspiciously inflated dollars.

    But the most crucial point should be the most obvious: To say it's going to take a while for our "changes" to work, clearly implies there have been "changes."

    What changes?

    Have the financial institutions that invested badly been cut off from government support and allowed to fail, teaching their successors a hard lesson about the real-world consequences of shoving people's money into the financial mystery loafs known as "derivatives" and "mortgage-based securities"?

    Have federal housing and mortgage subsidies been eliminated, allowing home and housing prices to fall to a true free-market level? Have all artificial government wage and price supports and tax and regulatory discouragements on hiring new workers been repealed?

    Have the gang of Goldman-Sachs-Federal-Reserve-Bank-of-New-York cronies who have run things, uninterrupted, through the Clinton, Bush and Obama administrations been fired outright; the Federal Reserve Board closed; the FDIC that discourages investors from closely examining their banks' investment policies shut down; the power to mint money and set its value in gold or silver restored to Congress, producing a new, inflation-proof gold and/or silver dollar?

    In fact, just as the Obama policies on Iraq and Afghanistan are nothing but direct extensions of the Bush policies on Iraq and Afghanistan (albeit accompanied by some new pathetic mewling about how ashamed we are to be doing these terrible things without the cooperation of the Swedes, the Norwegians and the French), so the Obama "bail out and stimulate" economic policies are nothing but the Bush-McCain "bail out and stimulate" economic policies, on steroids.

    So how long is it we're supposed to wait for a new administration doing exactly the same stuff as the last administration, only bigger, to demonstrate the success of all this "change"?

    Vin Suprynowicz is assistant editorial page editor of the Review-Journal and author of "Send in the Waco Killers" and the novel "The Black Arrow." See www.vinsuprynowicz.com/ and www.lvrj.com/blogs/vin/.

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    To the Irresponsible Vin wrote on November 25, 2009 05:41 AM: You need to educate yourself on the preservation of the Gopherus agassizii species. Over 40 years of scientific research has shown that the desert tortoise is fast becoming extinct. With your feeble mind, this may not be limited to other tortoises also. I'll bet you didn't realize that the mortality rate for hatchlings are an astounding 99% because of predation, disease, and human acts. The desert tortoise population has decreased anywhere between 9 and 90% in their habitats. It take would take approximately 200 years for the tortoise population to increase from 10 to 80 individuals.

    The problem, again as research has proven, is that many irresponsible idiots release their ill pets into the wild because the honeymoon is over and they don't want a sick animal in their households. Plain stupid, like yourself to not see all the problems there too.

    VIN, You are as dumb as you look to sit there and act like there is not a problem with letting a species go to extinction. Have respect for the other cohabitants of our world, even if you can't show any respect for your own community.

    The RJ should be ashamed of staffing an ill-minded, self-loathing R-selected individual like yourself. You care about no one but yourself even, let alone about your descendants' world(if we are unfortunate to see any).

    Remember this, as a great conservationist once said, "Every time we lose a species we break a life chain which has evolved over 3.5 billion years.”


    Tucci78 wrote on October 26, 2009 05:43 AM: We must act. But only with all deliberate speed. At a measured, judicial, considered pace. Methodically. Conscientiously. Gradually. We must "...stand athwart history, yelling Stop, at a time when no one is inclined to do so, or to have much patience with those who do." For the children. Or, at least, for the hatchlings.


    reinkefj wrote on October 21, 2009 06:20 AM: You left out the "hope". We have to "hope" for a "change". "Change" out ALL the congress critters. Then ALL of the District of Corruption! How about a little secession?


    perlhaqr wrote on October 20, 2009 04:27 PM: Clearly, the best thing we could do for the Giant Panda is to spay every last one that we can find.

    What could possibly go wrong?


    Titus wrote on October 20, 2009 12:34 PM: "As in patricks case,it's better to remain silent and be thought a fool,then to write and remove all doubt."

    On the contrary, it's like having the Washington Generals on the premises. LVRJ should pay Patrick to post.


    Bob_Robertson wrote on October 20, 2009 05:52 AM: Sadly, Paolo, principle doesn't matter.

    in 1776, Adam Smith identified government interference as the cause of decreasing economic well being in case after case.

    75 years later, Bastiat gave us the specific reason why control freaks keep getting away with making things worse, since they focus on "what is seen" while blissfully (and deliberately) ignorant of "what is unseen."

    If we argue principles, they will argue specifics (what is seen). If we argue specifics, they will argue generalities (for the greater good).

    There is one and only one reason that anyone denies the over-all efficiency of the "free market": Ego.

    The control freak is convinced that HE could do it better. And since he knows that HE could, then the only reason that socialism hasn't worked so far is because the "right person" hasn't been in charge.

    I refer folks to Mises' "The Anti-Capitalist Mentality" for a full dissertation on the idea:

    mises.org/etexts/mises/anticap.asp


    Bob_Robertson wrote on October 20, 2009 05:52 AM: Sadly, Paolo, principle doesn't matter.

    in 1776, Adam Smith identified government interference as the cause of decreasing economic well being in case after case.

    75 years later, Bastiat gave us the specific reason why control freaks keep getting away with making things worse, since they focus on "what is seen" while blissfully (and deliberately) ignorant of "what is unseen."

    If we argue principles, they will argue specifics (what is seen). If we argue specifics, they will argue generalities (for the greater good).

    There is one and only one reason that anyone denies the over-all efficiency of the "free market": Ego.

    The control freak is convinced that HE could do it better. And since he knows that HE could, then the only reason that socialism hasn't worked so far is because the "right person" hasn't been in charge.

    I refer folks to Mises' "The Anti-Capitalist Mentality" for a full dissertation on the idea:

    http://mises.org/etexts/mises/anticap.asp


    Paolo wrote on October 19, 2009 04:53 PM: We can evaluate almost any industry we choose, even if we can't agree on what "percentage" of the industry is free, and what percentage is socialist. We only need to observe that the socialist aspects invariably lead to economic chaos.

    Let's take a very controlled industry: oil and gas. Observe that, during the 1970's, price controls were lifted from the economy in general, but were left on oil and gas. The predictable result was economic chaos in the form of gas lines.

    Because the price was held artificially low, crucial uses for fuel could not "outbid" non-crucial uses. You may recall stories from the 1970's when people in the Northeast, in the dead of winter, could not get fuel to heat their homes. Yet at the same time, folks in Florida used precious fuel to heat their garages.

    Why such economic chaos? Socialist price controls. There is no other logical explanation.

    You will note we conclude this entire exercise in logic and reason without having to rely on percentages and statistics. Applying a principle--price controls cause shortages and misallocations--to a particular case can be done without reference to pointless minutiae.


    Bob_Robertson wrote on October 19, 2009 03:03 PM: Patrick, it requires only looking at the one segment of the world economy with nearly no government regulation what so ever: The internet and personal computers.

    Spectacularly successful, innovative and fast moving compared to any other market segment.

    Now compare that to, say, steel. Or cars.


    Paolo wrote on October 19, 2009 06:04 AM: To ask what percentage of the market today is free is a pointless exercise in minutiae. Is it 59 percent? No? How about 62? I say, 57!

    The correct answer is: nobody cares.

    Evaluating particular industries, however, does allow one to see where free markets operate efficiently, and where socialism creates chaos.

    I'll start with one vivid example: the bread industry in Poland under the communists. Because having cheap bread was viewed as excellent propaganda, the price of bread was set well below market levels. This produced an incentive for Polish bakers--formerly known for baking truly excellent bread--to cheapen their product as much as possible.

    It was soon discovered that the price of a loaf of bread was actually quite a bit below the cost of the raw grain used to make it. Thus farmers, under the chaos of socialist price controls, began feeding bread to their swine, rather than grain, because it was cheaper to do so.

    Because bread was priced artificially low, consumer demand for it was artificially high, which meant there was no bread to be found on the shelves.

    The people, wanting bread, quickly learned to deal secretly with a baker they knew and trusted, offering him a decent price if he would bake loaves for them in the old, wholesome style. In return, they would offer some favor from whatever business they were in. In other words, a black market inevitably emerged.

    Now, do I know the "exact percentage" of free market that existed in Polish bakeries at the time? My answer is it's probably impossible to determine, and pointless to boot. Once you identify the fact that socialist price controls inevitably result in chaos, you don't have to waste your time arguing pointless minutiae.


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